Prince Goes Crazy and Sings Teaching Sells Theme Song !

Okay, I admit it. I listen to The Big ’80′s on my Sirius Satellite Radio…sometimes. Not all the time. Sometimes.

Today while driving between projects, I heard Prince do Let’s Go Crazy !

Then I got home and saw the latest additions and a list of coming attractions over at Teaching Sells.

Well, I couldn’t help myself, so I looked up the lyrics and “creatively adapted” them into the unofficial theme song for Brian and Tony.

If you can read this without hearing the tune in your head, you’re one in a million.

Make sure to click the graphic over in the right-hand sidebar before the $1 trial offer expires. Dude, it’s one, single dollar. One.

The Unofficial Teaching Sells Theme Song

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
to talk about this thing called Teaching Sells.

Electric course, Teaching Sells
It empowers you forever and that’s a mighty long time
But I’m here to tell you
There’s something else
Your expertise

Your brain has never ending knowledge
You can always sell some advice, day or night

So when you’re ready to profit on the internet
You know you want to, the Clark boys will make everything alright
Instead of asking them how much it costs
Ask them how much of your mind you can sell

‘Cuz on the internet
Things are much easier than in Web 1.0
In Web 2.0
You need a product of your own

And if the naysayers try to bring you down
Go crazy – start a membership site

If you don’t like the world you’re living in
Take a look around you
At least you got friends – Brian and Tony

You see I called some other guru’s
for a friendly word
They picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
A bunch of crap is all I heard

Are we gonna let the other guru’s
Bring us down
Oh, no Let’s Go!

Let’s go crazy
Let’s get nuts
Let’s look for the Teaching Sells banner
And click on it, let’s go!

We’re all excited
And we know why
It’s because
We’re all gonna make more money

And when we do (When we do)
Who’s it all for (Who’s it all for)
We live better now
And the customers come knocking on our door

Tell me, are we gonna let the other guru’s bring us down
Oh, no let’s go!

Let’s go crazy
Let’s get nuts
Look for the Teaching Sells banner
And click on it for a $1 trial offer !

That, my friends, is sheer genius at work … or derangement. One or the other, I’m sure.

Here’s what you’ll miss if you don’t take Brian and Tony up on their $1 trial offer:

Launch Strategies for Membership Sites and Training Programs

This heavily-requested course ties together general membership site marketing with “under the radar” promotional content strategies that lead to big launches (and perpetual re-launches) for big amounts of instant cash.

The “Entreproducer” Model for Online Business Success

What’s an Entreproducer ? It’s a smart person who leverages unique online marketing knowledge and the skills and credentials of others to produce a series of profitable sites… Hollywood style.

Under the Radar Affiliate Marketing

This course will show you step-by-step how to make money online with affiliate marketing. You’ll also discover how to use other people’s products to find out exactly what kind of membership site people will pay for… so this way you’re literally removing any risk of failure.

Quick and Easy Content Strategies

Quality content production can be the biggest stumbling block to online success. This course will demonstrate techniques for cranking out content in multiple media formats… in a lot less time than you might think.

How to Explode Profits with Seminars and Workshops

On of the many business models we’ve explored in Teaching Sells has to do with upselling to live events such as seminars and workshops. This course will take you behind the scenes of the paid-speaking industry to give you what you need to succeed.

About That $1 Trial Offer…

Here’s your “fair warning”.

The $1 trial for seven days is still live, but they’re switching it off at noon Eastern time on Thursday, April 17.

No exceptions, no sob stories accepted.

Jump on board or be left behind as the rest of us outlearn, outearn and outlast the rest of you.

I mean, come on… it’s a buck, right ?

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